Greetings from Alex Ferguson & Steve Braund.  This is our contribution to the World Wide Web, and we are mighty pleased with it.  Please feel free to slag it off or compliment it most highly in our guest book.
This page will include:

- information about ourselves;
- information about Steve's band, and a link to its web site;
- our top totty of the year official ranking (that's ranking, spelt with an 'r');
- links to our favourite bands;
- links to our supported football teams ('soccer' to any Americanos reading this);
- links to the sites of our friends.

Alex Ferguson

I am 18 years old and hail from Ironbridge, Telford, in England.  I am 5'10" with dark hair and brown eyes.  I am currently in the second year of sixth form at Thomas Telford School studying A Levels in English Literature and Biology, and an AS Level in Psychology.
Away from school my favourite pastimes include playing cricket, football, hockey and golf.  I hope to one day become a professional golfer, and I am playing off a handicap of 6 at the moment.
I support Liverpool football club, and have done for as long as I can remember.  Here is a link to an unofficial web site of Liverpool Football Club:

My favourite music artists are Green Day, The Verve, Prodigy and The Seahorses.  I also like various types of dance and club music.
 

I am also 18 years old and come from Priorslee, Telford in England.  I am 6'1" with mousy-brown hair and brown eyes.  I am also studying A Levels at Thomas Telford School, and these are in English Literature, Psychology and Business Studies.
In my leisure time I enjoy various sports including basketball, football and rugby.  I play a lot of guitar and am in a band called Kwartz, information about which can be found below.  My favourite pastime of the lot, however, would have to be going out on weekends and getting absolutely rat-arsed.  Yes indeed, I've ruined a few relationships thanks to my fondness of intoxication, a fine moment being when I threw all over my best mate's bathroom floor, leaving the mess for his mother to clean up.  But that's enough of that.  My favourite bands include KoRn, Coal Chamber, Machinehead, Silverchair, Metallica, Bush and the Foo Fighters.  You can find links to the official sites of each of these bands below.
I support Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club, and have done since 1989, when I moved to the Telford area.  Below is a link to the official web site:

Kwartz

Kwartz is a rock/metal band which was formed in January 1996.  It comprises four members:

- Steve Braund (lead vocals, rhythm guitar, songwriter)
- Stuart Steel (drums)
- Richard Gollins (bass guitar)
- Iain Steel (lead guitar)

We play a lot of our own material, but also play several covers.  Our favourite cover songs are "Little Things" by Bush, "Enter Sandman" by Metallica, and "Everlong" by Foo Fighters.

Here is a link to the official website, as designed by our good friend Greg Adam:

     Top Totty
Jenny McCarthy:  The queen of blondes.  Jenny McCarthy is unfortunately dating a 49 year old.  We think he deserves to die.
Denise Richards:  Alex's personal favourite.  A stunner in "Starship Troopers", with a lot of promise.  Look out for "Wild Things" this summer.
Courteney Cox:  A "Friends" beauty who displays considerable talent in "Scream 2".  About time she got her kit off though.
Pamela Anderson:  A classic never dies, and with her forthcoming divorce from violent husband Tommy Lee, she ringing our bells once again.
Ulrika Jonsson:  At the rate this horny Swede goes through men, it won't be long before she'll be knocking on our doors!
Melinda Messenger:  WOW!  A true beauty enhanced by the wonders of silicon implants.  There can surely not be a man in the whole of the UK who would not say 'no' to a bit of 'how's your father' with her.

Here are some links to our favourite bands: